Master Painters NZ · Christchurch 2026

Post While the Paint Dries

Social media for painters who have not got time for it. What to put up, using the job you are already on and the phone in your pocket.

From the session at the Master Painters conference, with the bits there was no room for on the day. Same order as the slides, each one going further than it did. The photographs here are illustrations. Yours will be real, which is rather the point.

Chris Pilipczuk · Two Fussy Blokes · 32 minute read, or just the bit you need

I am on a job. What do I shoot?

Straight to the part of the job you are on

How people check you out now

What actually happens between somebody hearing your name and ringing you.

Somebody gets your name off a mate. Most will not ring straight away. They look you up first, and what they find decides whether you get the call, or the next name down does.

76%

Three quarters of New Zealanders used AI in the last year. Nearly a third are frequent users.

One NZ AI Trust Report 2026 · Perceptive · 1,001 people · March 2026

Before the conference I ran the same search three times, on three different AI tools: find me a painter in this suburb, and tell me which one you would go with. Three different painters came back. Not one of them agreed with the other two.

But every one of them looked at the same five things.

And not one of them looked at your page.

I did not pick the best painter. I picked the one I could find the most evidence about.

The AI, about the painter it picked

That is the bit worth sitting with. It did not pick the best painter. The best painter in your town might never come up at all.

But being recommended is not the same as being booked. What comes back is three names. Then somebody goes and looks each one up, and that is the point where your page starts deciding things. The search told them which three to consider. It could not tell them which one turns up when he says he will, keeps the place tidy, or has done a room like theirs. That is what somebody is looking for when they open your page.

So there are two separate jobs, and only one of them is slow.

Getting on the list

Your Google listing, your reviews, a mate's word. The half that takes time and customers you have already won.

Getting the call

Your page, your photos, the last job you put up. The half you can change tomorrow, for nothing.

The badge is already working for you

Two of the three tools picked up Registered Master Painter on their own, and one called it the biggest single differentiator, saying membership means an assessment of workmanship and standards that carry on. The third did not mention it at all, and the painter who led on it came third in that one, because he had ten reviews.

So the badge gets you taken seriously. It will not carry you on its own. Which is the whole argument for using it rather than just holding it.

That is the difference between the two, really. Your website shows the finished house and whether you won. Your page shows how you got there, and the second one is what makes somebody trust you.

Your reviews and your Google listing get you onto the shortlist. What you have got up of your actual work decides which of the three gets rung. Most of the time your page is not winning you the job. It is stopping you losing one you were already in the running for.

What do I actually put up?

The answer is the job you are already standing on. Stage by stage.

The reason people give up is not that it does not work. It is that they run out of things to put up. You will not, and the reason is in front of you today.

You are sitting on a goldmine and you cannot see it.

To you it is just another Tuesday

To you it is just another Tuesday. It is the same thing you did last week. To somebody thinking about getting their house done, it is not ordinary at all.

You already run a job in stages. Protect it, prep it, paint it, tidy up. Plan the content the same way and there is nothing to think up.

Where are you on the job right now?

Pick the one you are on. Each tells you what to shoot, what to say with it, whether to put it up now or hold it, and what to keep out of frame.

Shoot

  • The room exactly as you found it, from the doorway
  • The bit that made you wince
  • Rot in the sill, before you open it up
  • Layers of old paint, or paper under the paint

Caption

This is where we started this morning. Layers of old paint, and a sill that has been wet for years.

When to put it up

Keep it. Pair it with the finished shot. On its own it is a scruffy room.

Do not show

  • The house number, the letterbox, the street sign
  • Family photos, the mail on the bench, the kids’ room
  • Their mess. You are showing paintwork, not housekeeping

Shoot

  • Carpet covered, edge to edge
  • Furniture wrapped and stacked
  • Fittings off and bagged
  • Plastic up across the doorway, so the dust stays in one room

Caption

The room gets covered before a single tool comes in. This is somebody’s home, not a site.

When to put it up

Post it now. Hardly any painters post this, and it is exactly what a customer worries about.

Do not show

  • Their things before they are covered. Wrapped and stacked is the shot, a pile of their stuff is not
  • Anything with their name or address on it. Mail on the bench, a parcel with the label showing

Shoot

  • Masking, close up
  • Sanding, and what came off
  • Filling, then the same shot once it is flat
  • The repair nobody will ever see
  • The corner that took an hour on its own

Caption

Most of today was filling and sanding. None of it shows when it is done, and all of it is why it still looks right in ten years.

When to put it up

Post it now. This is the one that answers your price before anyone asks.

Do not show

  • Anything identifying who did the original work

Shoot

  • First coat going on
  • A cut line against old cornice
  • Halfway, half done and half not
  • Tape coming off a clean edge
  • A roller loading up

Caption

First coat on the north wall. That line against the cornice took longer than the wall did.

When to put it up

Post it now. Ten seconds of tape coming off beats anything you plan.

Do not show

  • A painter who has asked not to be in them. Ask the whole crew once, then you never wonder again
  • Anyone working at height without the right setup. Put it up and somebody will report it

Shoot

  • The room as you leave it
  • Tools away, floor clear
  • The hallway and the stairs, left clear so they can get past
  • How far you got today. People come back to see the next bit

Caption

They are living here while we work. This is how the lounge gets left every night.

When to put it up

Post it the same day, not saved up. This one only works while it is still today. It gets messages from people with kids.

Do not show

  • That the owners are away. If the place is empty while you work, the photos can wait until they are back

Shoot

  • Same spot, same wall as the before shot
  • Final clean, everything back
  • The reveal
  • The detail you are quietly pleased with

Caption

Same doorway, same angle as the first morning.

When to put it up

Post it with the before. That pair is the one that gets shared.

Do not show

  • The reveal, before the owner has seen it. They get to walk in first, not find it on your page
  • Anything still to do. Tape still on, a second coat to come, a bit you have not got back to
A lounge mid-job: floor covered edge to
edge and taped, furniture wrapped in plastic and stacked in the middle, plastic sheeting across both
doorways, a roll of tape and folded drop sheets on the floor. Nothing painted yet.
That is the Protection stage. Floor covered edge to edge, furniture wrapped, plastic across the doorway, and not a tin opened. Hardly any painters put this up, and it is the one that answers what a customer is actually worried about.

Keep every photo you take. Putting one up and keeping one are two different things, and nothing gets deleted off your phone. Make an album for the job on the first morning and put everything in it as you go, so you are not scrolling past three months of family photos to find a skirting board. Some go up the same day, some wait for the finished shot to pair with, and at the end of the job the whole lot is sitting there in order. That is a start-to-finish video without filming anything extra. Storage is free and the shot you binned is the one you will want.

The same villa photographed from the
same spot twice: tired and peeling on the left, repainted with dark joinery on the right.
Same house, same spot, weeks apart. That pair is the whole argument for taking the before shot on the first morning. Get the angle wrong and it is two photos of a house.

Same spot, same wall

The before and the finish only work as a pair if they are the same wall from the same place. Otherwise it is two photos of a room.

A villa mid-repaint: one bay stripped back to bare timber, the wing beside it finished in white, scaffolding up against the far wall.
Halfway. Half done and half not. Both states in one frame, and you did not have to plan a thing to get it. Walk to where you can see the join.

Filming with paint on your hands

Nobody mentions this and it is why half the photos never get taken.

Asking the customer, and what to leave out

Just ask them. It takes one sentence, and then it never comes up again.

We take photos of the work as we go. Faces and street numbers never go up. Is that alright with you?

Hardly anybody says no. Telling them what you will not put up is the half that reassures them.

Then four things stay out of frame. Every other photo you put up is you showing somebody they can be trusted in their home. One that is about them instead of about your work is the one they will remember.

Why you charge what you charge

Every post is a receipt for work nobody can see.

They are not paying for the painting. That is the easy part. They are paying for everything around it, and most of it is gone by the time they see the room.

You get paid for the part nobody sees.

So show them what they are actually paying for

The prep. The protection. The care taken with somebody’s home. The way you leave it at the end of every day. None of that is on the wall when you finish.

So show them what they are actually paying for. Every one of those posts is a receipt.

One window sill in three stages: rotten and
flaking, then cut back to bare repaired timber, then finished and painted.
Rot, made good, finished. Nobody will ever see the middle one once the paint is on, which is exactly why it is worth putting up.

Show the repairs too

The rot somebody painted over. Filler falling out. Four coats on top of wallpaper. Every one of those explains your price without you saying a word about money.

One rule. Do not have a go at another painter. Nobody looks good doing that. Show the problem, not the person.

Some of the best posts have no paint in them

Hardly anybody thinks to shoot this lot. The van set up properly, everything in its place. Brushes cleaned and hung up rather than left standing in a bucket. The sprayer stripped down on the bench.

It is the same argument the prep photos make. Somebody deciding who to let into their house reads a tidy van exactly the way they read a properly filled wall, and neither of them has any paint going on in the picture.

What they stop asking you

When you are standing there giving them the number, do not try to explain it all. Point them at your page instead: have a look at ours, you will see exactly what we do, start to finish.

It is all sitting there, and they can go through it that night on the couch. But only if it is there.

And the wrong calls dry up

The ones who only want the cheapest number stop ringing, because they can already see it is not going to be you. That sounds like a bad thing. It is not. You stop losing evenings on quotes you were never going to win.

Who is actually watching

It is not how many follow you. It is who.

Everybody chases the number. For what you do, the number on its own does not tell you much.

Think about who follows you first

Your mates. Your family. Blokes you did your apprenticeship with. Other painters. None of that lot are going to hire you, because they already know what you do.

The ones who might actually ring you turn up slowly, mixed in with everybody else.

You could be at a thousand before you have two hundred who could really use you.

So do not judge it by the number. Judge it by who is in it. Your page will tell you where your followers are, in the stats, and it takes about a minute to find.

What you put up decides who turns up

At the start, go after the ones who could actually hire you. Customers, near where you work.

Ambassador video · what she got out of it, in her own words

What happens as it grows

The bigger it gets, the more of them are people who will never hire you. Other painters, people three hours away, suppliers. That sounds like going backwards. It is not.

Say you had five hundred followers with two hundred locals in there. Now you are at two thousand with four hundred locals. The share has halved and the number has doubled. The percentage looks worse and you are twice as well off.

That only keeps working while you are still putting up local jobs. Chase followers for the sake of the number and you end up with the two thousand and not the four hundred.

And the rest are not wasted. That is where the other things start coming from.

None of it is a job, and all of it is worth having. And it happens to the painters who kept putting their work up.

Not every post has to be a job

Two of these take five minutes and get pinned to the top of your page.

Two versions of the same availability post side by side. Left: a plain layout over a real photo of a painted room. Right: the same message generated by AI, with neon lighting, a painter who does not exist, badge icons and three different fonts.
Do thisNot this
Same message, twice. Five minutes in Canva over one of your own photos, or thirty seconds of AI. The second one could be any painter, anywhere, and people have got very good at spotting it. Do not put that on your page.

Canva is free and will do either in about five minutes. Keep it plain. Your logo, your towns, your phone number, and one of your own photos behind it.

The reason every AI-made flyer looks the same is simple: everybody is using the same handful of tools and those tools have a house style. Swirls, a painter who does not exist, three different fonts, and writing so small nobody reads it on a phone. People have got very good at spotting it, and it says somebody knocked this out in thirty seconds. That is the opposite of what you are trying to say about your work.

A board outside the job

This gets you the people nothing else does: the ones who live on that street and walk past it every morning watching the place change. They are as local as it gets.

And this does not clash with keeping the address out of your posts. A board is seen by people who are already standing in that street, and it comes down when you finish. A photo with the number in it goes to anybody, anywhere, and it stays up.

Three things to ask a customer

All three cost you one text message.

Reviews, properly

The moment

Inside forty eight hours, while they are still pleased and the place still looks new. Text the link. Do not make them go looking.

The message

Thanks again, really pleased with how it came up. If you get a minute for a review it makes a big difference to us, and it helps if you mention the prep, because that is the bit nobody ever sees.

How many, not just the score

The AI search picked a four point nine off twenty seven reviews over a perfect five off six, because a small sample proves nothing. The score still matters. Forty reviews at two and a half will not help anybody. You need both.

And reply to them

Ten seconds each. The reviewer does not expect it, and the next person reading sees somebody who turns up.

LinkedIn, if you do commercial

If you only do houses, skip this. It is a different audience: property managers, facilities managers, builders, developers, body corporates, architects. And the posts that work there look nothing like the ones that work on Facebook.

The photos still matter, and the good accounts use plenty of them. What is different is that on LinkedIn somebody actually reads the words underneath, because they are trying to work out whether you can handle their building.

Make posting part of the job

Small habits that fit around the work you already do.

Not one of these costs anything, and most of them take seconds. Answering people is the exception. That one takes real time, and it is the one worth giving it to. Together they are the difference between still doing this in six months and quietly stopping in a fortnight.

A hand pulling masking tape off a skirting board, leaving a clean line between a terracotta wall and white paintwork.
Ten seconds of this beats anything you plan. It costs you nothing but remembering to press record before you pull.
Instagram Insights showing follower
active times as a bar chart by hour, with a list reading Mondays 06-09, Tuesdays 06-09, Wednesdays 06-09.
Instagram, Insights, Audience. It is already counting this for you, and your numbers will not look like anybody else’s. That is the point of looking.

Evenings generally do better than the middle of a working day, because that is when people are sat down with a phone. But do not sit on a good photo waiting for the right hour. You will forget.

Three posts. Every week.

Do not count content by the job. A three-day repaint and a three-week repaint will give you very different amounts to work with. Count by the calendar instead. Take photos as the job progresses, save them, and choose three to post each week.

Take everything. Put up three.

Pick your twenty minutes

Do not wait for a spare minute. “Whenever I get a minute” usually means never. Give it a regular time: Monday morning with a coffee, Friday after packing up, or Sunday night on the couch. Twenty minutes is enough.

Wet days are what the album is for

On a day you are not painting you do not need to go hunting. Last week’s job is already sitting in its album, waiting. That is what keeping everything is for.

Where to get ideas when you are stuck

Most people run dry at some point. The quickest way back is to go and look at somebody already doing it well, and the trick is being a bit careful about who you look at.

You are after ideas, not posts to lift. How somebody framed a shot, how they opened a caption, what they thought was worth filming. Then do it on your own job, in your own words.

What it costs you

Almost nothing, and less than anyone will try to sell you.

The phone in your pocket. It has been enough for years.

The paid version of most of these apps is built for companies whose whole job is marketing. That is not you.

If you are going to spend anything

That is the whole shopping list.

One warning

There are companies who will run your social media for you, on a monthly fee. Two problems.

It will not sound like you. Quality craftsmanship. A passion for colour. Every painter knows in a second that nobody who has held a brush wrote that, and a customer feels it too even if they could not tell you why. Your page only works because it is obviously yours. The day it stops sounding like you, it stops doing the one job you set it up for.

And you still have to take the photos. Most of them are not coming out to your job. So you are paying every month for somebody to put captions on pictures you took yourself.

What stops people posting

Every reason, and what to do about each one.

It does not have to be flash. It does have to be real.

The work has to be good. The photo just has to be real.

The work has to be good. That is why you are in this trade. But the photo just has to be clear and honest. Nobody expects your page to look like an advert, and the polished stuff often does worse, because it looks like one and people scroll past adverts.

If you hate being on camera

You do not have to be in it at all. Start with your hands, just the work. Then your voice over the top, still not on camera. Then in shot without talking. Talking to camera is last, and only if you want to. Your hands count. People can tell a real person is there.

When somebody has a go

And it works the other way. Being useful in somebody else’s comments, especially in local groups, is one of the easiest ways to get noticed. Answer the question properly. Do not pitch.

The only thing that costs you is putting nothing up.

Your crew is your content team

For anyone with painters working for them.

If you have painters working for you, this is the easiest money in the whole session.

You do not need to post at all. Your painters are standing on the best photos in the country every day and most of it goes in the bin.

Three painters masking up a deck above the sea, all in Two Fussy Blokes shirts: one taping a door frame standing, two kneeling on covered tiles.
Three painters, one job, three phones in three pockets. They are standing on the best photos in the country most days. Put one of them on the page and the pictures start arriving without you having to go and get them.

It does two other things nobody thinks about. The painters you have got stay longer, because somebody who sees his own work up with his name on it feels like the work mattered. And the ones you have not got come to you. Two more good painters is two more jobs a week.

And if it is just you at the moment, this is also how you find your first one.

How long it really takes

The honest answer, including the bit where you want to quit.

This is slow, and nobody tells you that part.

Mates and family Most people stop here Strangers start finding you WEEKS 1 TO 4THE QUIET BIT 3 MONTHS3 TO 6 MONTHS
The dip is the part nobody warns you about. Nothing has gone wrong when you hit it. That is just what the middle looks like.

The first few weeks it is your mates and your family. Then it goes quiet, and the quiet bit is where most people stop. Around three months before you see anything real. Three to six before somebody rings you because of it.

That is not being negative. That is just what it is, and it is why this has to be a habit and not a plan.

How to tell if it is working

Some of it counts itself. Anybody who messages you through Facebook or Instagram found you on Facebook or Instagram. You did not have to ask, and that is the clearest signal you will get. Watch how many of those turn up.

The rest is guesswork. Some people will tell you straight out they saw your page. Plenty will not, and will not even remember where they saw you. So ask at the quote. How did you hear about us. It comes up in conversation anyway, and it is the only other measuring you are going to get.

One job, start to finish

Nothing here was a separate job. Every photo was taken while the work was going on anyway, and the posting happened later, sitting down.

Before anything came out of the van

Two photos from the doorway of the lounge. Water stain over the bay window, skirting split where somebody had levered it off. Neither is flattering and that is the point. Nothing gets posted yet.

Once the room was protected

Carpet covered, furniture wrapped and stacked in the middle, fittings off and bagged. One photo. That is the post that goes up that evening, and the caption is one line: this is what happens before we open a tin.

When the skirting came off

The skirting comes off properly and there is more rot behind it than anybody expected. Photo of it open. Photo again once it is cut back and made good. Those two together are a post on their own, and it is the one that gets the comments, because it is the bit that was hidden.

Knock-off, with the family still in the house

The family are living in the house. Ten seconds of video of the room as it gets left for the night, tools away and floor clear. It is not exciting. It is the single most reassuring thing you can put in front of somebody deciding whether to let a stranger into their house.

Cutting in

Cutting in against the old cornice. Ten seconds, no talking, just the line going on. Posted the same evening because it needed no thought.

Finished

Finished. Furniture back, one photo from exactly where the first one was taken. Same doorway, same angle. Those two side by side are the post. Sent her the link that evening as well, with one line: if you are happy with it, feel free to stick it on your own page.

On the way out

A text before leaving the street: thanks again, really pleased with how it came up. If you get a minute for a Google review it makes a big difference to us, and it helps if you mention the prep, because that is the bit nobody ever sees.

A couple of weeks later

The owner shares the before and after to her own page. Two of her neighbours comment. One of them messages three weeks later about a hallway.

Count it up. Six posts, one review and one share, off one ordinary job. The only decision made in advance was to take the before shot on the first morning, before the van was unloaded.

The short version

If you only keep one page, keep this one.

The short version · everything else is detail

Shoot the stages

Not a number per job. A photo at each stage, the same way you already work it. A long job does not give you less to post. It gives you more.

1
Before you start From the doorway, before the van is unloaded.
2
Protection Carpet covered, furniture wrapped, fittings off.
3
Preparation Filling, sanding, the repair nobody will ever see.
4
Painting A cut line, tape coming off, halfway.
5
End of each day How you leave it, if they are living in it.
6
The finish Same doorway, same angle as the first one.
The before is the only one you cannot go back for Everything else you can pick up as you go. That one is gone the moment you start.
Take everything, put up three a week Shooting is free. Three good ones beat seven with nothing to say.
Ask for the review inside 48 hours Text the link. Ask them to mention the preparation, because that is the part nobody sees.

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